In a scene for the ages, your coworker was able to ignore not just your verbal disinterest, but also all of your body language; leading to what can only be described as the most impressive lack of self awareness you’ve ever seen.
Not even you turning your chair back to your computer made any difference, as they continued rambling about a political stance that you really did not have the energy for. If anything, that just made them talk louder. The weirdest thing about it was that they didn’t really choose a side and ended up arguing against everything they had already said earlier.
We tried to reach out to them for comment but they just went on another rant about whose fault rising inflation is and what they would to to fix it. Even as we hopped in our van to leave they followed us and leaned on the door of it to make sure we fully understood what they were talking about. (We didn’t)
In an effort to learn if there is any kind of scientific explanation for how this would be possible we sent a recording of the conversation to our in-house psychology expert, Dr. Hank Biloxi. Unfortunately, he resigned halfway through the tape and beat the absolute shit out of one of our interns for being the one to bring the tape to him. R.I.P. Blake Kingston. You were probably a cool guy.
We didn’t have a picture of Blake but we did have one of his cool ass dog.
Never before has the world seen a talent of this caliber, and we really hope for our sake that we don’t ever again. Also if you want to be an intern here we have a spot open.
The Weakling Gazette 
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