President Donald Trump is reportedly considering holding mandatory monthly improv classes for his cabinet after he once again gave a conflicting explanation of recent events.
He reportedly began considering the move after the most recent miscue stemming from a video that surfaced of an object being thrown out of a window of the White House. A White House official confirmed that the video was real, but a few hours later when he was asked Donald Trump claimed it was fake, and likely made by AI.
We were able to follow up with him and ask who he was considering running the classes, to which he responded “It would have to be the great Rob Schneider we love Rob. Funny Rob I call him. He was fantastic in The Animal everyone is saying it. Badger Milk? Hilarious. That’s the kind of thing we need around the WH. That’s what I call it now the WH that’s improv for you very funny stuff.”
Lending further credence to the criticism of Trump’s team’s communications was Pete Hegseth, who told us “Jon Lovitz will be running the classes. Hotchie Motchie! Love that little jew. Free Israel.”
On a related note after the news broke that Trump would be considering these classes we noticed that internet personality Andrew Schultz started taking improv classes himself, as well as jerking himself off in the bushes near the White House despite his obviously super sincere recent criticisms of Trump.
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